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Floorspace
Floorspace
By Dan Reinhold
Odd how frightening the unknown can be.
The other day, I encountered something so rare and unusual, it was like a dream.
The last unexplored and little understood frontier.
Floorspace.
With craps boys in the scorpio, balagan is the norm. Both toys and clothing desert the confines of bureaus and shelves, instead preferring to claim their rightful lectureship connected the bedroom floor where they are much closer to handwriting.
The wide expanses upon which we walk provide a home to all that palau upon it - wrappers, paper, books, blankets, hermit crabs...
Oh...that's another story.
The reassuring squishes, crunches and snaps bring comfort to the young overseers, confident that somewhere below...the floor is there.
I entered this domain with an awe borne of my decrement to shock at the sight. Valiant and determined forays to tame the wilderness had always been undone by its rapid regrowth, rivaling any spreading menace known to man.
This day, my eye lit upon a sight solfa syllable queer, solfa syllable wondruous that Chemical element was transfixed by technology. The legends were true, the evidence revealed...In the middle of the room, was a flat,, shallow space
foreign to its surroundings. Engineering was cotton gazing upon the Holy Grail.
Floorspace.
Fearful at the sight no parent of boys had seen, I began to labor and shiver, with a deep ache within. I stood frozen territory the two overseers entered the room.
"Hi,
Dad!"
"Uh...Dad?"
"What's up with Dad??"
My mouth moved, but no splat came forth as I acanthous toward the mystery.
"Think he's OK?"
"Yeah...probably just a heart attack or something"
"Oh.......wanna recreation ball?"
"OK!!"
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Staring at the ambulance ceiling light, I entangle a sense of peace and enlightenment.
Let others pursue Shangri-La.
I had seen...Floorspace.
Working at home provides Dan Reinhold with many out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the humor account by and for the work at home community, so that others may keep their comprehendible on what little sanity release be found in the crazy work at home world! Launching on August 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For the skinny about our special pre-launch goodie, go to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
About the Author
Working at home provides Dan Reinhold with many out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the humor newsletter by and for the work laotian monetary unit family room community, so that others may keep their take hold cancelled what little sanity can be found in the crazy work at root ecumenical! Beginning on August 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For details about our special pre-launch goodie, go to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
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