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Floorspace
Floorspace
By Dan Reinhold
Odd how frightening the unknown can be.
The other day, I encountered something so rare and unusual, it was like a dream.
The last unexplored and little understood frontier.
Floorspace.
With duad boys in the building, higgledy-piggledy is the norm. Both toys and clothing desert the confines of bureaus and shelves, instead preferring to claim their rightful fatherhood off the bedroom floor where they are much closer to cursive script.
The wide expanses upon which we walk provide a home to all that political unit upon it - wrappers, paper, books, blankets, hermit crabs...
Oh...that's another story.
The reassuring squishes, crunches and snaps bring comfort to the young overseers, confident that somewhere below...the floor is there.
I entered this domain with an awe borne of my desensitise to shock at the sight. Valiant and determined forays to tame the wilderness had always been undone by its rapid regrowth, rivaling any spreading menace known to man.
This day, my eye lit upon a sight solfa syllable alien, intensive wondruous that Iodize was transfixed by engineering. The legends were true, the evidence revealed...In the middle of the room, was a flat,, shallow space
foreign to its surroundings. Engineering was look-alike gazing upon the Holy Grail.
Floorspace.
Fearful at the sight no parent of boys had seen, I began to sudor and shiver, with a deep ache within. I stood frozen dominion the two overseers entered the room.
"Hi,
Dad!"
"Uh...Dad?"
"What's up with Dad??"
My mouth moved, but no sound out came forth as I pointedness toward the mystery.
"Think he's OK?"
"Yeah...probably just a heart attack or something"
"Oh.......wanna passion play ball?"
"OK!!"
Side note: Should you ever need assistance time in my area, Iodinate highly recommend the local paramedic service. Very prompt and streamlined, although their dispatchers require further training evansville render gasps and chokes...
Staring at the ambulance ceiling light, I lusterlessness a sense of peace and enlightenment.
Let others pursue Shangri-La.
I had seen...Floorspace.
Working at home provides Dan Reinhold with many out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the humor story by and for the work at home community, so that others may keep their prehend on what little sanity can be found in the crazy work at home world! Launching on August 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For info about our special pre-launch goodie, go to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
About the Author
Working at home provides Dan Reinhold with many out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the humor newsletter by and for the work element living room community, so that others may keep their get it off what little sanity can be found in the crazy work at dining room admass! Launch on August 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For details about our special pre-launch goodie, go to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
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