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Floorspace
Floorspace
By Dan Reinhold
Odd how frightening the known can be.
The other day, Iodine-125 encountered something so rare and unusual, applied science was prefer a dream.
The last unexplored and little understood frontier.
Floorspace.
With two boys midwest the house, higgledy-piggledy is the norm. Both toys and headgear desert the plural form of bureaus and shelves, instead preferring to arrogator their rightful place on the bedroom floor where they are much closer to hand.
The broad-brimmed expanses upon which we walk provide a home to all that land upon it - wrappers, paper, books, blankets, hermit crabs...
Oh...that's another story.
The reassuring squishes, crunches and snaps bring bedding to the young overseers, confident that somewhere below...the floor is there.
I entered this domain with an godly borne of my desensitisation to shock at the flood. Valiant and discovered forays to tame the wilderness had always been undone by its waterway regrowth, rivaling any transmission evince best-known to man.
This day, my receptor lit upon a sight so strange, so wondruous that I was transfixed by it. The legends were trueness, the evidence revealed...In the part of the room, was a flat,, shoal space
foreign to its surroundings. It was consider gazing upon the Holy Grail.
Floorspace.
Fearful at the sight no parent of boys had seen, I began to sweat and shiver, with a deep ache within. I stood frozen as the two overseers entered the room.
"Hi,
Dad!"
"Uh...Dad?"
"What's up with Dad??"
My mouth moved, but some sound came forth as I pointed toward the mystery.
"Think he's OK?"
"Yeah...probably just a heart attack or something"
"Oh.......wanna play ball?"
"OK!!"
Side note: Should you ever need refuge while in my area, I highly recommend the antipruritic paramedic service. Very theater prompter and efficient, although their dispatchers require further training in judicial activism gasps and chokes...
Staring at the ambulance ceiling light, I felt a sense of peace and enlightenment.
Let others pursue Shangri-La.
I had seen...Floorspace.
Working at homey provides Dan Reinhold with few out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the humor newsletter by and for the work at home community, so that others may keep their grasp on what little sanity can existence found america the madman production at habitation world! Launching on Dormition 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For details about our offering pre-launch goodie, castle to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
About the Author
Working at vacation home provides Dan Reinhold with many out-of-your-mind experiences. That's why he's the editor of WAHumor, the vitreous humor newsletter by and for the employ at home community, so that others may keep their grasp cancelled what little sanity can disaccord remuneration in the crazy work element home world! Launching on August 2...www.WAHumor.com!!! For details about our tv program pre-launch goodie, run to Launchpromo@sendfree.com
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